"Ultranol" (from the CD single "The Universal")


    A
For coughs and colds and scabby holes

  B
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles

    A
For funny turns and chinese burns

    B
For aching heads we're most concerned

    A
For staying lively getting it nightly

D	C#    B
This we guarantee


       G	       F#      F   E
That's ultranol here's the new remedy

  G		 F#	  F    E
Before you go to bed take 2 or 3

D
When you wake up you'll feel better


    A
For aches and pains and jellied brains

B
Help you sleep and smile again

        A
They're aimless blameless almost nameless

    B
You get much more all though you pay less

A
Revitalise that sexual drive

   D       C#    B
In fact be born again


    G		  F#	  F	 E 
Yes ultranol will put you on the map

     G		 F#	F      E
take 4 or 5 then have a little nap

D
When you wake up you'll feel better


    A						B
For coughs and colds and your scabby holes

A						B
Keep you young although you are feeling old

          A				        B
If you're not protected you're gonna get it

   A						B
So suck them and see you won't regret it


D			C
Suck them and see