"Tonyage" by the DESCENDENTS words and music by Tony Lombardo/Bill Stevenson as heard on the DESCENDENTS New Alliance Recording "Milo Goes To College" transcribed by Mark Woodruff -------------------------------------------------------------------- Verse Figure w/ Verse #1 Lyrics N.C. (drums, guitar & vocals enter) 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & e:------------------|------------------|------------------------------| B:------------------|------------------|------------------------------| G:------------------|------------------|------------------------------| D:------------------|------------------|------------------------------| A:---5--4-----------|---5--4-----------|-----5----4-------------------| E:3-----------6--6--|3-----------6--6--|2/3-----------------6----6----| (bass arr. for guitar) eh, you beat up Fear's bass player etc. e:------------------------------|------------------------------| B:------------------------------|------------------------------| G:------------------------------|------------------------------| D:------------------------------|------------------------------| A:-----5----4-------------------|-----5----4-------------------| E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6----6----| yer all surfers last year three years ago it wasn't cool Chorus w/ Chorus #1 Lyrics G5 Bb 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:------------------------------|----------------------------------------| B:------------------------------|----------------------------------------| G:------------------------------|----------------------------------------| D:------------------------------|5-------------------8-------------------| A:-----5----4-------------------|5-------------------8-------------------| E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6-------------------| you spit on me but I'm no one eh, Bobby Pin had long hair but G5 Bb 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:----------------------------------------| B:----------------------------------------| G:----------------------------------------| D:5-------------------8-------------------| A:5-------------------8-------------------| E:3-------------------6-------------------| you spit on Darby Crash G5 Bb 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:----------------------------------------| B:----------------------------------------| G:----------------------------------------| D:5-------------------8-------------------| A:5-------------------8-------------------| E:3-------------------6-------------------| he had a fuckin' mohawk, man G5 Bb 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:----------------------------------------| B:----------------------------------------| G:----------------------------------------| D:5-------------------8-------------------| A:5-------------------8-------------------| E:3-------------------6-------------------| three years ago Forming in 'Seventy-five Verse Figure Chorus w/ Verse #2 Lyrics w/ Chorus #2 Lyrics e:|------------------------|------------------------| B:|------------------------|------------------------| G:|------------------------|------------------------| D:|------------------------|------------------------| A:|------------------------|------------------------| E:|------------------------|------------------------| (6 measures) (4 measures) Bridge (double time tempo) 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D:------------------------|------------------------|---5--4-----4--3--------| A:---5--4-----4--3--------|---5--4-----4--3--------|3--------3--------3--6--| E:3--------3--------3--6--|3--------3--------3--6--|------------------------| G5 Bb C5 Eb 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------------------|------------------------|------------5--5--8-----| D:---5--4-----4--3--------|5--4--3-----------------|5--5--8-----5--5--8-----| A:3--------3--------3--6--|---------5--4--3--------|5--5--8-----3--3--6-----| E:------------------------|------------------3-----|3--3--6-----------------| G5 Bb C5 Eb F5 C5 Bb C5 F5 C5 Bb C5 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & etc. e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------5--5--8-----|10-10-------------------|10-10-------------------| D:5--5--8-----5--5--8-----|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-| A:5--5--8-----3--3--6-----|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-| E:3--3--6-----------------|------8--8--6--6--8--8--|------8--8--6--6--8--8--| Outro (very fast) G5 D5 C5 D5 G5 D5 C5 D5 G5 D5 Db Bb 1 & 2 & 3 & e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------| G:12-12-------------------|12-12-------------------|---7--6-----------| D:12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--7--6--x--8--8--| A:10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--5--4--x--8--8--| E:------10-10-8--8--10-10-|------10-10-8--8--10-10-|3--------x--6--6--| (play 6 times) Verse #2: "I'm a New Waver... My girlfriend's a surfer" Well, she's more of a poser than you are And she won't fuck you anyway Chorus #2: Eh, it doesn't matter...you all suck You don't know shit about punk rock You're a bunch of fucking drug addicts Screwing up what we call fun Bridge: I hate everything, that means you I hate you more than I do I got no time to sleep, no time to get laid I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter Outro: Fake hardcore You spit on the Urinals