Never Take THe Place of Your Man

         (with Lyrics by the Incredible LanceDiamond-)

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Intro: B-F#-E (2x)
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It was only last june when her old man ran away
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She couldn't stop cryin' , she knew he was goin' to stay
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10:35 on a lonely friday night
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she was standin' by the fire--umm-- she was lookin' alright

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I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said,
E
All she wanted was a good man who wanted to
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know if I thought I was qualified

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I said baby don't waste your time,
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I know what's on your mind
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I may be qualified for a one night stand
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But I can never take the place of your man

B-F#-E (2x)

It hurt me so bad when I saw the tears in her eyes
She was all he ever wanted and now she wanted to die
He left her with a baby and another one on the way
She couldn't stop cryin' she knew he was goin' to stay

She asked me if we couldn't be friends and I said
O Honey baby that's OK you know and
I know know know you wouldn't be satisfied.

I said baby don't waste your time
and I know what's on your mind
I may be qualified for a one night stand
but I could never take the place of your man

-Solo- (B-F#-E 4x,)

I may be qualified for a one night stand
But I could never take the place of your man
-repeat--

1-2-3,
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La La La La Ohhhh Hoooo Whoa
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Never take the place of your man
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That's all I need girl
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Is a ,one night one night one night stand
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I don't wanna be like a steak in your mind
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oh girl if you need a friend I'm there by your side
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sha la la la sha la la    (fade out)