"I Wanna Be A Bear" by the DESCENDENTS words and music by Tony Lombardo/Frank Navetta as heard on the DESCENDENTS New Alliance Recording "Milo Goes To College" transcribed by Mark Woodruff -------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro Figure "A" Intro Figure "B" F# C# B5 E5 C# N.C. 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & etc. 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:11-11----------9--------|------------------------|------------------------| D:11-11-11-11-9--9--11-11-|------------------------|------------------------| A:9--9--11-11-9--7--11-11-|------------------------|9--9-----------7--------| E:------9--9--7-----9--9--|------------------------|------9--9--7-----9-----| (play Intro Fig. "A" 5x) (bass arr. for guitar) Intro Figure "C" Verse Figure (Right Hand or Palm Muting, typical) F# C# B5 E5 C# F# C# B5 E5 C# 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & e:------------------------|------------------------------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------------------------------| G:11-11----------9--------|r(11)-r(11)-------------------r(9)--------------| D:11-11-11-11-9--9--11----|r(11)-r(11)-r(11)-r(11)-r(9)--r(9)--r(11)-r(11)-| A:9--9--11-11-9--7--11----|r(9)--r(9)--r(11)-r(11)-r(9)--r(7)--r(11)-r(11)-| E:------9--9--7-----9-----|------------r(9)--r(9)--r(7)--------r(9)--r(9)--| Got your Jour--dache jeans e:------------------------------------------------| B:------------------------------------------------| G:------------------------------------------------| D:------------------------------------------------| A:------------------------------------------------| E:------------------------------------------------| (play Verse Figure 4x w/ Verse #1 Lyrics) Chorus Figure w/ Chorus #1 Lyrics) C# B5 E5 C# 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & etc. e:|------------------------|------------------------| B:|------------------------|------------------------| G:|------------------------|---9--------------------| D:|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|9--9--11-11-11-11-11-11-| A:|11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|9--7--11-11-11-11-11-11-| E:|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|7-----9--9--9--9--9--9--| Just like pay Yer G5 D5 B5 A5 B5 G5 D5 B5 A5 e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:12-12-------------------|------------------------|12-12-------------------| D:12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--| A:10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--| E:------10-10-7--7--5--5--|7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|------10-10-7--7--5--5--| just a human being on this planet Yer just flesh & blood like all B5 G5 D5 B5 A5 B5 e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------------------|12-12-------------------|------------------------| D:9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--| A:9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--| E:7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|------10-10-7--7--5--5--|7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--| the rest You'll get old & have a wrinkled ass D5 e:------------------------|------------------------------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------------------------------| G:------------------------|------------------------------------------------| D:12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|------------------------------------------------| A:12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|------------------------------------------------| E:10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|------------------------------------------------| (play Verse Figure sans P.M. 4x w/ Verse #2 Lyrics) Outro C# B5 E5 C# G5 D5 B5 A5 e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------------------|---9--------------------|12-12-------------------| D:11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|9--9--11-11-11-11-11-11-|12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--| A:11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|9--7--11-11-11-11-11-11-|10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--| E:9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|7-----9--9--9--9--9--9--|------10-10-7--7--5--5--| Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are B5 G5 D5 B5 A5 B5 e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:------------------------|12-12-------------------|------------------------| D:9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--| A:9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--| E:7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|------10-10-7--7--5--5--|7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--| not ladies You wanna settle down & go get married G5 D5 B5 A5 B5 D5 F# D5 e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| G:12-12-------------------|------------------------|11-11-11-11-------------| D:12-12-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12-|11-11-11-11-12-12-12-12-| A:10-10-12-12-9--9--7--7--|9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12-|9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12-| E:------10-10-7--7--5--5--|7--7--7--7--10-10-10-10-|------------10-10-10-10-| I B5 D5 F# D5 B5 e:------------------------|------------------------| B:------------------------|------------------------| G:------------11----------|------------------------| D:9-----12----11----12----|9-----------------------| A:9-----12----9-----12----|9-----------------------| E:7-----10----------10----|7-----------------------| don't wanna smell your muff! Verse #1: Got your Jourdache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner, movie powder your nose Take their money for a lay Verse #2: Humans are ses, I wanna be bear I wanna shit in the woods In my cave, hunt my prey Could be you, I wanna have food